Strange goings on have been reported at Panic Circus. On Monday a set of Devil Sticks disappeared. During the time Professor Panic was away holding the Moor and Coast tent down, a hooded stranger was seen hanging around the Little Big Top. When the sodden Professor Panic returned, 3 sets of sock poi had disappeared. On Wednesday, 4 diabolos were gone.

This had gone too far, the Broadstairs CSI team were called in. Traces of alcohol were found and a trail of morris bells led to the treacherous Hartley Corner. Kent Police SWAT teams raided the corner and found a trail of sock poi filling. The trail was followed to a group of tents at the top of the field , a stranger was found with the lost circus equipment beside him.

At last the culprit was found.